Yes, I Have a Penis by Superiorflowerpower, literature
Literature
Yes, I Have a Penis
Yes, I Have A Penis
Do not assume (if I hold the door for you),
that I am making a statement
about your inabilities
to open the door for yourself.
If you hold it for me,
I'll say 'thankyou'.
Do not assume (if I pay for the meal),
that I am underestimating
your earning capacity
as a woman.
If you invite me out for a meal,
you're paying.
Do not assume (if I defend your rights),
that I am belittling
the attempts that you have made
to defend your rights yourself.
If you defend my rights,
I'll consider you human.
The Cupcake Killer, Prologue by milesprower06, literature
Literature
The Cupcake Killer, Prologue
The Cupcake Killer
A 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' Fanfiction
by milesprower06, in collaboration with Ace2401
A/N: Please note that this is a sequel to my last fic "A Precious Rainbow", which in turn was an alternate ending to "Cupcakes" by Sgt. Sprinkles. If you've read those, awesome. If not, time to do a little backtracking and then return here. Thanks!
I also want to give a huge hats off to my collaborator for this sequel, Ace2401, who shared a very similar vision of how I wanted this storyline to continue, and together, through hundreds of messages and discussion, we have crafted this work. So thank him as much as you do me!
Tale of Two Bronies Part 1 by milesprower06, literature
Literature
Tale of Two Bronies Part 1
Tale of Two Bronies
A 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' Self-Insert Fanfiction
by milesprower06 and FenixTheFox93
Prologue
Fancy Meeting You Here
STOCKTON, CALIFORNIA
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 24TH, 2011
"Hey Twilight. What's soaking wet and clueless?"
"Fluttershy, I've had just about enough of-"
"YOUR FACE!"
When Fluttershy slammed the bucket down on Twilight's head, I had to quickly take the bowl of cereal away from my mouth while I nearly choked on what I had swallowed in laughter. My best friend Brady, sitting on the other bed in the hotel room, likewise failed to contain himself.
The season 2 premiere of Friendship is Magic cont
